What You'll Find Here

This is my space. Here are some of my interests:

  • Saying "That's what she said"
  • Writing song parodies
  • Playing ice hockey
  • Wearing jeans
  • Chrysler cars

A Few of My Famous Quotes

"That's what she said." - Me
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Me
"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information." - Me
"I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations." - Me